The Pink Elephant.

So I lost a bet at school today. (Halo Won. *Sulk*) And now I have to write a story about a pink elephant. Yay. I am so happy. So here it is. By the way you do not have to read it if you want cuz it has nothing to do with The Author Legacy. At all. So you could just skip it. Really just skip it. If you are still reading this STOP IT!!! Anywho... On with the story! (Fine. I guess you will read then if you are still reading. But it is a very dumb story is all.)


Our story starts with Steve. Steve is a pink elephant. He is the great, great, great keep saying great for 12 min grandson of Dumbo. (The only reason he is pink is that his grandma is a flamingo but don't talk about that with him. He is very sensitive about that topic.) He like to wear underwear with mice on them. (In an Extra, Extra, Extra large.) He has a best friend like any elephant does. That would be Fred. Fred is a purple poka-dotted flying dinosaur.

Fred and Steve wanted to go to the movies. So they walked to the theater. They didn't understand why everyone screamed and ran away when they saw him though. When they sat down on the seats to see "Harry Potter" (Which Fred hated.) Steve took up a whole row of seats.

During the movie a swat team came in and took Steve and Fred against their will to a zoo. Gah! A zoo! They only fed Steve peanuts. He hated peanuts! He likes to eat Eskimo Pies more. And they fed Fred little boys that Zazzers doesn't like named Tyler. He interrupts her stories. (Sorry inside joke.)

So Fred and Steve made a plan to get out of the zoo. Since the zoo keeper is stupid and put Fred in a metal cage Fred burned that up. (He can shoot fire out of his mouth.) They got out! Finally!

They ran away to planet Zoogopitamia on Steve's uh "borrowed" space ship. Happily donated by Nasa.

They lived Happily ever after!!!

Done. Okay so I will post a real post of The Author Legacy like sometime probably next week.
Bye!