Answers for Halo's Sheet Thing

Kay so HaloKitzen did this thingy with questions so I am filling them out cuz I'm bored.


You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere — real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.
1. Me. (because I wouldn't miss it for the world.)
2. Halo!!! (cuz she's super awesome.)
3. Fab (Mah Amazing cousin. That is like the strongest person I know other than my mom.)
4. Santa Clause (He deserves a break too. :D)
5. Avril Lavigne (Cuz I always wanted to meet her.)
6. Benry (He was who I was cheering for on Survivor. It's a tv show I like.)
7. Ginger (Halo's daughter on well your reading it.)
8. Homer Simpson (Well just cuz he's Homer.)
9. Miley Cyrus *gags* (She's gonna ruin this road trip.) :(
10. Wesley (Mah baby cousin.)
1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 name it, and is 7 bothered by it?
Miley names it after Hannah Montana because she is stupid. And Ginger actually has good taste in music so she hates the GPS now. She throws it out the window.
2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
I have to sit on Benry's lap because Homer and Santa take up most of the seats. :(

3. 5 and 10 are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Well obviously Avril would win cuz Wesley is only one month old. So he doesn't care where he sits.
4. 3 and 4 are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Well Fab would get mad first and then she would beat up Santa. I know someone who would get coal that year...

5. What habit does 8 have that might get on 2’s nerves?
He, I don't know uh eats all her donuts?

7. Would you trust 9 or 10 to get behind the wheel for a while?
Yeah no. I would trust neither cuz Miley would kill us on purpose and Wesley can't drive.

8.You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 make a snack-and-supply run.
Avril would buy some veggie stuff cuz she's a vegetarian and Fab uh would like get a lot of sweets.

9. 6 and 8 brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Uh I don't know what music Benry would bring cuz the only time I ever saw him was when he was stranded with no music on a deserted island so I have no clue. And Homer I don't know the Simpsons Theme song? A song about donuts? I donno.

10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10?
Neither cuz Halo not a back seat driver cuz she doesn't know a thing about driving and again Wesley is just a baby.

While you wait

So I don't know how much longer the next chapter will take. I haven't even started it (partly because I'm waiting on Halo.) So while you wait, I want to show you a picture of Benry.

I got onto their family one day and I found this. Ben was sitting on the wall.
That's not  normal. Babies shouldn't sit on walls but then again the rest of the family isn't normal either.

The Pink Elephant.

So I lost a bet at school today. (Halo Won. *Sulk*) And now I have to write a story about a pink elephant. Yay. I am so happy. So here it is. By the way you do not have to read it if you want cuz it has nothing to do with The Author Legacy. At all. So you could just skip it. Really just skip it. If you are still reading this STOP IT!!! Anywho... On with the story! (Fine. I guess you will read then if you are still reading. But it is a very dumb story is all.)


Our story starts with Steve. Steve is a pink elephant. He is the great, great, great keep saying great for 12 min grandson of Dumbo. (The only reason he is pink is that his grandma is a flamingo but don't talk about that with him. He is very sensitive about that topic.) He like to wear underwear with mice on them. (In an Extra, Extra, Extra large.) He has a best friend like any elephant does. That would be Fred. Fred is a purple poka-dotted flying dinosaur.

Fred and Steve wanted to go to the movies. So they walked to the theater. They didn't understand why everyone screamed and ran away when they saw him though. When they sat down on the seats to see "Harry Potter" (Which Fred hated.) Steve took up a whole row of seats.

During the movie a swat team came in and took Steve and Fred against their will to a zoo. Gah! A zoo! They only fed Steve peanuts. He hated peanuts! He likes to eat Eskimo Pies more. And they fed Fred little boys that Zazzers doesn't like named Tyler. He interrupts her stories. (Sorry inside joke.)

So Fred and Steve made a plan to get out of the zoo. Since the zoo keeper is stupid and put Fred in a metal cage Fred burned that up. (He can shoot fire out of his mouth.) They got out! Finally!

They ran away to planet Zoogopitamia on Steve's uh "borrowed" space ship. Happily donated by Nasa.

They lived Happily ever after!!!

Done. Okay so I will post a real post of The Author Legacy like sometime probably next week.
Bye!

A Short Chapter That Will Solve Za's Baby Problem

I just found out that I've got three more readers than I thought. So to celebrate I am posting a chapter!!! Enjoy!

I decided I must know. I have to know who Benry and Alex's father is.

They are both crap choices for me to choose but if it's Duncan at least they will have a non-dead father.

I got into the taxi that I called.

(We spent all our money on the house and then realized that we needed a car. That and I don't have any expansions that has cars in them, Actually I don't have any expansions at all but that beside the point.)

I found a walk-in clinic not too far from the house that offered to me to do a lab test.

I was very nervous. What happens if they are really Sean's kids? And also what happens if they are Duncan's kids? Either way they would grow up without a father. So I don't really need to go on with this. No, I need an answer. But if they are Sean's child they will grow up knowing their dad is dead and they never even known him and know that he never even knew they existed! But at least they won't grow up thinking their dad's a douche-bag. But then again- No! I really got to stop thinking of all the bad things.

As I started to go in all the last minuet worries came to mind. I quietly checked if I had all the stuff.

Duncan's hair-check (I got this when I used my ninja powers on him. Heh. Heh.)

Some sort of DNA sample of Sean's-Check (This was some of his ashes.)

Then some of DNA sample from the twins-Check. (Got that from their first hair cut. You should of seen them. So cute!)

A lot of waiting and worried looks later...

Wow. I should of expected that but I really am shocked.

I didn't actually think it would be his child.

I sat down to stop from falling over with dizzyness. I don't know what to do. I never actually thought any of this through. I wouldn't have known what to do either or. It wouldn't have mattered. I would still have been this clueless.

When I finally got over the dizzy spell I called a cab.

"Hello? Yes I need a cab from Queen Clinic to 123 Wright Way. Okay Thanks." I whimpered.

"Hey please hurry. I- I just don't feel well." I told the driver.

"Of coarse Miss."

The rest of the drive was quiet.

I was deep in thought and the driver was smart and didn't ask any questions.

When we got home I didn't know what to say to everyone.

I payed the driver and got out.

I got out in a daze. Once the cabby drove off I sunk to the ground.

I should never of took that test.

Why did I anyway?

Cuz I made you do it. I can do what I want remember? What did ya think? I'd be nicer to you since you're my simself? Ha!

Oh thanks. I love you too.

I stood there and stared at the door. Well I'll have to tell Celeste cuz she'll bug me about it until I tell her.

That would be good I guess. I'll tell her everything and she will make me more cake. Mmmm. She makes good cake.

But before she makes me cake I'll tell her that my kids' father is dead.

That's right. It was Sean.

1.3 Babies!! And a lot of drama! *Gasp!*

Okay... Well I decided to become more serious about my legacy cuz I thought it the first two chapters were a fail. Also cuz me and Halo Kitzen (which you ought to know seeing how Halo is the only reader) talked about some AWESOME stuff to add to the story. Any who here is the new and improved story!

Oh by the way this one is in Zoë's point of view.

Seeing how I'm still pregnant I decided to go paint. Duncan and Eli stayed close to us during this whole week since me and Celery could go in labour at any time now. We are both almost 9 months pregnant. But I still don't know how I'm gonna tell Duncan. Oh he knows I pregnant of coarse! It's just that well even I don't know whose baby it is. I think it's Duncan's but I still have a nagging feeling that it could be Sean's child.

All of a sudden I heard Celeste scream bloody murder she sounded as if I took her on the Mine Buster again. And she sorta sounded like a dying cat.

Aww! It's a girl! Let's all welcome little Ginger into the world.

She had twins!!! Also welcome little Aneese to the world.

(Sorry if it's not a very good picture.)

"Hey congrats Celery! I'm so-"

I was cut off mid sentence.

Now it was my turn to scream. I felt a horrible pain inside of me. At first I thought I was going to explode. Then I stopped being dumb and realized I was just in labour.

Please welcome yet another baby to this legacy, Alex Author!

But wait!

I had twins too. What a coincidence. Meet my other son. Benry Author.

These last few weeks have been tiring. Me taking care of both the twins. We all help each other with the babies. Except for Duncan. He always looks tired and when I ask him to help me with anything twin realated he always makes up some sort of excuse. And what's worse is that his excuses have gotten worse over time. It started with "I'm going to the grocery store." And has gotten to "I'm going out." And he doesn't come back till late at night.

And what kills me even more is how great of a father Eli is! I guess Duncan didn't read up on his parenting books.

"Hey guys I'm just gonna put Alex up to bed then I'll go bring the paper inside." With the twins awake and Duncan gone, Eli taking care of his twins and Celeste being to lazy to I was the one usually bringing in the paper even though I only had the time when the twins had their nap or at bed time.

I walked outside to a shock. Hate started pulsing through me. Who was this girl and...

Why was my husband kissing her? How long has this been going on?

I started crying. And I mean balling! At first Duncan hardly noticed I was there. But when he heard me sobbing he looked scared. Yeah you should be scared you little @#$%#$!!!!!!!!!

"What the hell are you doing you #@$%^&#??????" I screamed.

"Oh um Zoë. Uh..." He stammered.

"Oh Duncy-wunky just tell her." The woman said playfully.

"Oh okay Henra, cupcake. Zoë meet my girlfriend, Henra. We're in love Zoë." He said hopefully.

"You said that exact damn thing to me! You are such a pig!" I snarled.

Then I used my super ninja powers on him.

Go Zoë Go! What? You thought I would stay out of this? Look at my simself go!

Of coarse I won. No one can stand up against my awesome ninja powers!!!

Now to beat up his girlfriend.

My god this woman is dumb! Really! Her boyfriend's wife just caught him cheating with her and she goes and just walks into the house like it was nothing!

"Get out of my house. Now." I snarled.

"You can't make me. This is Duncy-wunky's house too." She said.

Does this woman have half a brain???

So I used my awesome ninja powers on her too.

Do you see him? Yeah he was cheering for her. Wow. I married a dunce.

I love Celery's choice of husbands.

"It's like getting front row seats to WWF!" Duncan shouted.

My love life sucks.

I still won. What did I say? She couldn't win against my...

Awesome Ninja Powers!!!

Huh. It's usually Celeste that's the grumpy one but hey, I think anyone would be grumpy in my position.

"Get out. Yeah. And we're getting a divorce too." I said coldly.

"But Zoë! It, it wasn't what it looked like! I love you! Not her! Please believe me!"

"But Duncy-wunky!" Henra pleaded.

Well this is too much drama for me.

"No. I don't want to hear anymore of your shit! Just get out!"

I watched as my second lover walked out the door.

Did I mention my love life sucks?

That night I only saw her. With her model good-looks that stole my husband away from me.

The next morning I was happy. As if nothing happened.

"Oh Zoë! Shit man if I had known what was happening downstairs while I was putting the kids to sleep I would of kicked that tramp's ass with you! You must regret marrying him. Are you okay? Cuz you sure don't look to sad."

"Celeste, I don't regret trusting him. If he turned out to be a lying little worm then I'm not going to waste my time crying over him because I'm just way too awesome for that." I said.

Ha. It's usually Celery going all zen on me. Wow. This experience really changed me.

And now I leave you with a picture of cheaty-Mc cheater pants. *Sticks tongue out.*

Er, wrong one.

Here we go. Ha ha.