1.3 Babies!! And a lot of drama! *Gasp!*

Okay... Well I decided to become more serious about my legacy cuz I thought it the first two chapters were a fail. Also cuz me and Halo Kitzen (which you ought to know seeing how Halo is the only reader) talked about some AWESOME stuff to add to the story. Any who here is the new and improved story!

Oh by the way this one is in Zoë's point of view.

Seeing how I'm still pregnant I decided to go paint. Duncan and Eli stayed close to us during this whole week since me and Celery could go in labour at any time now. We are both almost 9 months pregnant. But I still don't know how I'm gonna tell Duncan. Oh he knows I pregnant of coarse! It's just that well even I don't know whose baby it is. I think it's Duncan's but I still have a nagging feeling that it could be Sean's child.

All of a sudden I heard Celeste scream bloody murder she sounded as if I took her on the Mine Buster again. And she sorta sounded like a dying cat.

Aww! It's a girl! Let's all welcome little Ginger into the world.

She had twins!!! Also welcome little Aneese to the world.

(Sorry if it's not a very good picture.)

"Hey congrats Celery! I'm so-"

I was cut off mid sentence.

Now it was my turn to scream. I felt a horrible pain inside of me. At first I thought I was going to explode. Then I stopped being dumb and realized I was just in labour.

Please welcome yet another baby to this legacy, Alex Author!

But wait!

I had twins too. What a coincidence. Meet my other son. Benry Author.

These last few weeks have been tiring. Me taking care of both the twins. We all help each other with the babies. Except for Duncan. He always looks tired and when I ask him to help me with anything twin realated he always makes up some sort of excuse. And what's worse is that his excuses have gotten worse over time. It started with "I'm going to the grocery store." And has gotten to "I'm going out." And he doesn't come back till late at night.

And what kills me even more is how great of a father Eli is! I guess Duncan didn't read up on his parenting books.

"Hey guys I'm just gonna put Alex up to bed then I'll go bring the paper inside." With the twins awake and Duncan gone, Eli taking care of his twins and Celeste being to lazy to I was the one usually bringing in the paper even though I only had the time when the twins had their nap or at bed time.

I walked outside to a shock. Hate started pulsing through me. Who was this girl and...

Why was my husband kissing her? How long has this been going on?

I started crying. And I mean balling! At first Duncan hardly noticed I was there. But when he heard me sobbing he looked scared. Yeah you should be scared you little @#$%#$!!!!!!!!!

"What the hell are you doing you #@$%^&#??????" I screamed.

"Oh um Zoë. Uh..." He stammered.

"Oh Duncy-wunky just tell her." The woman said playfully.

"Oh okay Henra, cupcake. Zoë meet my girlfriend, Henra. We're in love Zoë." He said hopefully.

"You said that exact damn thing to me! You are such a pig!" I snarled.

Then I used my super ninja powers on him.

Go Zoë Go! What? You thought I would stay out of this? Look at my simself go!

Of coarse I won. No one can stand up against my awesome ninja powers!!!

Now to beat up his girlfriend.

My god this woman is dumb! Really! Her boyfriend's wife just caught him cheating with her and she goes and just walks into the house like it was nothing!

"Get out of my house. Now." I snarled.

"You can't make me. This is Duncy-wunky's house too." She said.

Does this woman have half a brain???

So I used my awesome ninja powers on her too.

Do you see him? Yeah he was cheering for her. Wow. I married a dunce.

I love Celery's choice of husbands.

"It's like getting front row seats to WWF!" Duncan shouted.

My love life sucks.

I still won. What did I say? She couldn't win against my...

Awesome Ninja Powers!!!

Huh. It's usually Celeste that's the grumpy one but hey, I think anyone would be grumpy in my position.

"Get out. Yeah. And we're getting a divorce too." I said coldly.

"But Zoë! It, it wasn't what it looked like! I love you! Not her! Please believe me!"

"But Duncy-wunky!" Henra pleaded.

Well this is too much drama for me.

"No. I don't want to hear anymore of your shit! Just get out!"

I watched as my second lover walked out the door.

Did I mention my love life sucks?

That night I only saw her. With her model good-looks that stole my husband away from me.

The next morning I was happy. As if nothing happened.

"Oh Zoë! Shit man if I had known what was happening downstairs while I was putting the kids to sleep I would of kicked that tramp's ass with you! You must regret marrying him. Are you okay? Cuz you sure don't look to sad."

"Celeste, I don't regret trusting him. If he turned out to be a lying little worm then I'm not going to waste my time crying over him because I'm just way too awesome for that." I said.

Ha. It's usually Celery going all zen on me. Wow. This experience really changed me.

And now I leave you with a picture of cheaty-Mc cheater pants. *Sticks tongue out.*

Er, wrong one.

Here we go. Ha ha.